>Bring a fully-stocked picnic basket to class. Explain that you didn't have time to eat breakfast.
>Claim that you wrote the class text book.
>Wear a cap with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "study".
>Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
>Ask whether you have to come to class
>Present the professor with a large fruit basket
>Wink at the professor every few minutes.
>In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
>Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
>Bring a blowhorn. Use it when you ask or answer a question.
>Hire a video crew to come to the class. If asked about it, say that you have to tape the lecture for a friend.
>Bring a water gun. Shoot the professor when his back is turned.
>Get the other students in your row to do the wave.
>When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.
>Buy a doll. When you go to class, leave the doll in your chair, along with your notebook and pen. Say that you have an important meeting to go to, and that the doll will be taking notes for you.
>Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes.
>Write a love note. Sign it "a secret admirer". Get someone to pass it to the professor.
>Get up to go to the bathroom five or six times during the class. Change clothes every time.
>Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture