Sunday, June 6, 2010

Things to Do in the Library When You're Bored

☺Memorize the Dewey Decimal System, & recite it to liven up dinner parties.

☺Reshelve the educational theory books under "fiction"

☺Check out all copies of books on how to improve your memory, then tell the librarian you can't remember where they are.

☺Instead of checking things in, offer to buy them. Don't take no for an answer!

☺Stand near the exit gates, & "beep" as people walk through.

☺Ask the librarian how to turn the videotape over to watch the other side.

☺Ask the reference librarian for all information about the negative consequences of losing ones' temper; act really impatient while he or she looks.

☺Go to a computer near the circulation desk, hold the mouse like a microphone & repeatedly ask where the computer books are.

☺Attend the story hour & tell them your inner child just wants to listen.

article adopted from jdmoncada

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